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Are you a Mike? Do you make jokes at parties and nobody seems to get it? If only you told that joke at a party of all Michaels. Well this is...

Monday, June 12, 2023

Thursday, April 13, 2023

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

When the people are gone and the sun has consumed our bodies and we are finally reincorporated back into the wider tapestry of time and space, there will still be like 30 or 40 vampires floating in space and like maybe they will form some kind of little community

Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Hey Mike, just a heads up the "daves" are at it again with their bullspit nonsense. Look out for heinous dave characters with foul mouthes! They are so mean!

Thursday, April 21, 2022

FYI The word praise is actually a shorthand for "pay raise" which Jesus was super into

Tuesday, April 19, 2022

What kind of pipsqueak sees an actual butterfly in the sky and has the audacity to say "I can go twice as high"